Monni

"You know what? I already know how this will go. You guys will tell people that when the woman asked if we wanted drinks, I answered with "No, but I'd like 6 oysters." And that is how the story will go. You will literally rewrite history."

- Monni, at the Oyster place

Monni, regrettably formerly referred to as Kevin or Kevster, is the nemesis of the ancient Britbong only whispered of in legends known as "Membaswihr ".

Origin
Yet to be documented

Rise of placeholder
She/her.

Current whereabouts
Monni rose to prominence again during the Fall of Membaswihr during the end of the Third Age, shortly before the end of Lost Cause.

Monni has been relatively tame lately, only recognising things as "ancient" or "darkness" on a regular basis.

"It" recently "happened", however, and the long yet peaceful vigil was finally disturbed, as observed by Niko and Chozz.

Quotes
"Is this darkness?"

"What is this ancient zimbabwean rage?"

"This is darkness."

Speculation
Despite Niko and Chozz' opinion on the peaceful vigil, Crandab believes that despite his bond with Monni, the peaceful vigil never happened, and speculates that they may be insane.