I will get you guys to 2k

I will get you guys to 2k is an unpopular lie of the seasonal side character known as Lance.

The line refers to helping Crandab, Monni and later Chosen achieve 2000 rating in Rated Battlegrounds in World of Warcraft.

It was often used by Lance is an attempt to pander to his victims in order to make them help him achieve something trivial such as a regular Mythic Dungeon.